Category Archives: Humor

Pondering 5

As you should be aware, since this is the 5th one. I often get random thoughts that I ponder every now and then. My brain seems to not like being quiet, so here are a few more thoughts to think about if you’re bored… Was Neverland, just America or Canada? Ok, second star to theContinue reading “Pondering 5”

Home Loan Application Nightmare

Ok I began looking at home loans, as you do when you finally begin making enough money, your real estate agent becomes overly intrusive and you’re sure it’s a compulsive disorder, you hate the dull white painted walls and cheap fixes the owner made etc. Anyway, getting pre-approval on a loan and dealing with theContinue reading “Home Loan Application Nightmare”

Imagination Texts 4

Attachment 1 Attachment 2 Attachment 3 Attachment 4 Attachment 5 Attachment 6 Attachment 7 To: Disney Executive Team From: Cinderella.Charming@disney.com Dear Executive producer people, I need a new film. Something fun and funny, sad, but not too sad and full of action! I want it like Tomb Raider meets the care bears! You can doContinue reading “Imagination Texts 4”

Imagination Email 2

Subject: Anger Management To: Hulk@disney.com From: Jiminy.Cricket@disney.com Hi Hulk, So proud of you accepting responsibility for yourself and joining our little anger management group! We all know how hard it was moving to the Disney family, some of the other franchises have mixed feelings at first. You’ll see Hans Solo from Star Wars sometimes, heContinue reading “Imagination Email 2”

Imagination Email 1

Subject: Date To: Darth.Vader@disney.com From: Tinkerbell@disney.com Dear Darth, Can’t wait for our date. So glad Cinderella set us up. Like that you’re coming to our Disney theme restaurant for our date. Really thought you’d reject the idea due to your image in Disney World, even though you just joined. Good to know you’re flexible. Can’tContinue reading “Imagination Email 1”

Pondering 4

Swear Words? Have you ever thought of why like 90% of swear words/insults seem to be male or female genitals? It probably is because they are not something discussed in polite society. But if it’s that easy to create a swear words, why isn’t saying something like “Well, he’s the wrong type of fork!” OrContinue reading “Pondering 4”

Pondering Again

Please see my last pondering list if you have any questions. Here are some more random things that I’ve been thinking about in my spare time: 1. I wouldn’t like being tall, due to top of the fridge dust… I know it sounds like a random statement, but I only realise when I wear highContinue reading “Pondering Again”