Category Archives: Humor

Imagination Texts 4

Attachment 1 Attachment 2 Attachment 3 Attachment 4 Attachment 5 Attachment 6 Attachment 7 To: Disney Executive Team From: Cinderella.Charming@disney.com Dear Executive producer people, I need a new film. Something fun and funny, sad, but not too sad and full of action! I want it like Tomb Raider meets the care bears! You can doContinue reading “Imagination Texts 4”

Imagination Email 2

Subject: Anger Management To: Hulk@disney.com From: Jiminy.Cricket@disney.com Hi Hulk, So proud of you accepting responsibility for yourself and joining our little anger management group! We all know how hard it was moving to the Disney family, some of the other franchises have mixed feelings at first. You’ll see Hans Solo from Star Wars sometimes, heContinue reading “Imagination Email 2”

Imagination Email 1

Subject: Date To: Darth.Vader@disney.com From: Tinkerbell@disney.com Dear Darth, Can’t wait for our date. So glad Cinderella set us up. Like that you’re coming to our Disney theme restaurant for our date. Really thought you’d reject the idea due to your image in Disney World, even though you just joined. Good to know you’re flexible. Can’tContinue reading “Imagination Email 1”

Pondering 4

Swear Words? Have you ever thought of why like 90% of swear words/insults seem to be male or female genitals? It probably is because they are not something discussed in polite society. But if it’s that easy to create a swear words, why isn’t saying something like “Well, he’s the wrong type of fork!” OrContinue reading “Pondering 4”

Pondering Again

Please see my last pondering list if you have any questions. Here are some more random things that I’ve been thinking about in my spare time: 1. I wouldn’t like being tall, due to top of the fridge dust… I know it sounds like a random statement, but I only realise when I wear highContinue reading “Pondering Again”

Things that Stupid People Believe

Ok, people try their best to appear at least slightly intelligent. But now a days we unfortunately have all the knowledge of the world at our fingertips and can look something up in a second. Suddenly all those extremely smart people who memorised all the non-fiction books and were the best at their jobs, suddenlyContinue reading “Things that Stupid People Believe”

Pondering

When my brain is left without anything to focus on, well, I get random thoughts to ponder, here are a couple that come up continuously; 1. Do tone-deaf people not know that they are singing badly, or do they really want the people around them to suffer? I mean, the reason you speak loudly isContinue reading “Pondering”