Please see my last pondering list if you have any questions. Here are some more random things that I’ve been thinking about in my spare time: 1. I wouldn’t like being tall, due to top of the fridge dust… I know it sounds like a random statement, but I only realise when I wear highContinue reading “Pondering Again”
Category Archives: Humor
Things that Stupid People Believe
Ok, people try their best to appear at least slightly intelligent. But now a days we unfortunately have all the knowledge of the world at our fingertips and can look something up in a second. Suddenly all those extremely smart people who memorised all the non-fiction books and were the best at their jobs, suddenlyContinue reading “Things that Stupid People Believe”
Pondering
When my brain is left without anything to focus on, well, I get random thoughts to ponder, here are a couple that come up continuously; 1. Do tone-deaf people not know that they are singing badly, or do they really want the people around them to suffer? I mean, the reason you speak loudly isContinue reading “Pondering”
Computer Anomaly
How many countries use the date format mm/dd/yyyy? How many countries use the imperial system over the metric? Which companies have the best programmers/developers? Why do I have to keep changing the date format and imperial system to metric when I write a new program?
Calculating Time Dilation
While sitting in my chair and pondering things, actually, that makes it seem like I was calmly doing this… when in fact I was very annoyed at my routine being changed by daylights savings and was making very loud statements such as: “How dare they mess with time!” “Do they not know how important routinesContinue reading “Calculating Time Dilation”
How an Alien Would View the Human Race
Very excited, I have just landed my space craft on this new planet. My first priority is to find out if this planet can support my life e.g. test if I can get sustenance, not be harmed by the environment etc. The last thing on my list would be to abduct a lifeform and tryContinue reading “How an Alien Would View the Human Race”
The Boring Life of a… Button?
I was made in France around the thirteenth century. I was the proud craft of the button makers guild and I remember King Louis IX of France, pointing to myself and my brothers, proclaiming loudly that we would be used to make his jacket. I was excited as I was sewn strongly and wth prideContinue reading “The Boring Life of a… Button?”
PEST INVASIONS
REAL ESTATE AGENTS!!! We have had numerous reports from around the country of a new pest/subspecies that has been invading and damaging people’s homes and living places. They are extremely dangerous, causing people to pay unreasonable rates in today’s property market and damaging the already fragile economy. If you encounter one, make sure not toContinue reading “PEST INVASIONS”
REAL ESTATE RANT
We all know the tragic and often told story of being a spinster in your thirties. It doesn’t mean you are hopeless, just that you either have been working so hard, to try make something or you just can’t be bothered with a stupid relationship. Let’s face it, the world seems to think that youContinue reading “REAL ESTATE RANT”
Customer Service – Delivery
Please do forgive, my slightly serious posts and let’s face it a bit depressing for the last one. But to move on and give you a laugh, I thought I’d write about the recent troubles with Customer service. Customer service is extremely important to any business plan or model on how it performs in theContinue reading “Customer Service – Delivery”
Maxine the Magnificent 