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To: Disney Executive Team
From: Cinderella.Charming@disney.com
Dear Executive producer people,
I need a new film. Something fun and funny, sad, but not too sad and full of action! I want it like Tomb Raider meets the care bears! You can do that right? Here are some ideas off the top of my head!
- I’m on a big boat and it sinks then my boyfriend dies as I float on a door.
- Cinderella in space, where I have to fight some bad guys who build a dangerous star.
- I go to my prom and some really mean kids pour blood on my dress and I get psychic powers.
- I’m trapped in a tower and grow my hair really long to let someone climb up!
- I visit an alien planet and its filled with blue people who I make friends with and betray my own kind.
- Some terrorists try rob a building and I hide in a vent and kill them eventually.
I want writers credit for coming up with these ideas. You guys always neglect the talented ones!
Anyway let me know when filming starts. Oh, and I don’t want to work with Prince Charming anymore. Try get me Johnny Depp or Christian Bale. Prince Charming smells like vinegar with french fries, which I think is an odd smell to have! No one ever mentions it…
Anyway peace out! I’m about to go on the Small World Ride! Wahoo!!!
Cindy
xoxo
To: Cinderella.Charming@disney.com
From: Disney Executive Team
Hi Cindy,
Heard you’ve been having a rough time at the moment with your marriage and the drinking.
Listen we at the head office really support you during this transition and are ready to provide you with some counselling or maybe a detox weekend at the spa?
You are a super star and while we appreciate the movie ideas, we have to go in another direction due to copyright infringement laws.
We’ll talk soon and let us know if you need anything babe,
Josh
Chief Executive Officer
Disney
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